By Logan DeLoye
April 19, 2024
Taylor Swift recently liked a post that listed seven of her former boyfriends, and current boyfriend Travis Kelce, in an Abby Lee Miller pyramid-style ranking system amid the long-awaited release of her eleventh studio album, The Tortured Poets Department, out now!
The popular meme, which originated on “Dance Moms” as a way to rank dance competition performances, features Matty Healy, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Alwyn, Calvin Harris, Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner, Tom Hiddleston, and Travis Kelce‘s names on blank sheets of paper stacked on top of one another.
The pyramid, shared to Instagram by Betches Media, signifies which relationship the company believes was Taylor’s best, and which was her worst. On top of the pyramid we see current boyfriend Travis Kelce. The pair are currently in the honeymoon phase of their relationship with no sign of their spark dying anytime soon as they publicly support each other’s wins and embark on romantic dates across the globe.
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After Kelce on the pyramid is Taylor Lautner, Tom Hiddleston, and Harry Styles in that order. Per Cosmopolitan, Lautner and Swift dated briefly in the fall of 2009. The "Karma" songstress was in a relationship with Hiddleston for four months in 2016, and with Styles for three months from November 2012 to January 2013.
On the bottom row of the pyramid sits Calvin Harris whom Swift dated for a year and three months from February 2015 to May 2016. Next on the pyramid is Swift’s most recent ex, Joe Alwyn, whom she dated for six years from 2017 to April of 2023. Jake Gyllenhall takes second to last place on the pyramid, a relationship that fizzled out after three months from late 2010 to early 2011. And finally, Matty Healy, a one month fling which Swift allegedly sings about in TTPD track “Guilty as Sin?” where she recalls his favorite band (per People), sits at last place on the pyramid of men that Taylor Swift has dated.
Relationships that did not make the pyramid include Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, John Mayer, and Connor Kennedy. Listen to Swift’s new masterful record, The Tortured Poets Department, in its entirety on iHeartRadio now!
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