By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 28, 2024 |
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 28, 2024 |
If you’re a dunderhead whose brain is full of right-wing chowder made with only the beefiest chunks of dumb, you went into today’s Chiefs vs. Ravens game bitching to high heaven that the outcome was already “rigged” because participation trophies are the goddamn devil but sore losing is right as rain. However, if you’re a normal person, you know that the Chiefs made it to the Super Bowl last year when Taylor Swift was nowhere in the vicinity because she was across the freaking Atlantic dating some British dude. You also know that the Super Bowl is an all-consuming ratings juggernaut that doesn’t require blatant publicity stunts. In other words, you handled tonight’s outcome like an adult who understands that life is a series of random events where, sometimes, sh*t just happens. (PEOPLE)
Lewis Pullman might be replacing Steven Yeun in Thunderbolts. (Lainey Gossip)
To the surprise of no one, Kristi Noem has no idea how Texas became a state. (Wonkette)
From TK: The world is bad. (Daily Beast)
Christopher Nolan really loves The Curse. Goddamn. (IndieWire)
Ronda Rousey says Vince McMahon is still controlling the WWE through a puppet just like his last “resignation.” (The Wrap)
From Jen: Penn Jillette has more or less renounced libertarianism, which is good. (Bluesky)
Keanu Reeves will receive the first-ever Lance Reddick Legacy Award. (Gizmodo)
The Dilbert guy knows what’s really going on with the border: Sperm-hungry harpies want sperm and beta Democrat men are appeasing them. It’s so obvious. (Uproxx)
From Genevieve: Apple is sending checks out to people for screwing around with battery performance, which could be you if you joined the suit three-to-five years ago. (Forbes)
Michael Cera is a skincare influencer now. (The Cut)
You don’t need a resolution to register for Cannonball Read 16. Open registration is closing soon, but there’s still time to join this great reading challenge community and help them in their mission to support the American Cancer Society. (Cannonball Read 16)
